The Smurl Poltergeist

From 1974 to 1989 The Smurl's suffered most terribly from hauntings, diabolical in nature.  This case is one of the few cases that has been confirmed and denoted as a haunting both by The Church and eyewitness statements - approximately 17 separate households living in the Chase Street location of the Smurl's home.   I was astounded (and perhaps a little bloody-minded) by this family because they moved into a new home and experienced objects being moved around, draws opening and shutting etc. from day 1 and continued to stay in residence. WTH!  Surely, everybody must know, must know, that the paranormal activity was only going to get worse!?  Move out…..  oh no, not the Smurl's.   All at night time, the wife was being fondled by unseen hands yet still the Smurl's do not leave!   The Smurl's have 4 precious babies of which the two older girls are coming into puberty.  Yet still the Smurl's stay, although the wife has now become somewhat witless with fear and rising panic.  My point here is, ghosts and such a like are most drawn to the very young and pubescent boys and girls.  I think it is a known fact! So move out!   By now the activity is 24/7 and the wife is regularly accosted, pushed, flung down, kicked up and begin’s to 'turn fool'.  The children have been picked up and unceremoniously dumped onto the floor.  One was removed from her bed and thrown down the stairs.   Come on now..... LEAVE!  The Smurl's stay and beg their pastor to visit.  The pastor visits and was initially very dismissive of The Smurl's claim.  However, upon walking around the house he feels an oppressive presence and starts to sweat.  Poor thing becomes quite ill and he throws himself firmly onto his faith but knows a stronger than he needs to cleanse (through GRACE) The Smurl's yard.  Yet they still stayed.   The fool wife decides to put on some laundry housed in the cellar in the dead of night!  This I do not understand.  My mother has a cellar in her yard and I confess neither my brothers nor I would venture into the cellar after dark.  Afterall, you never know what manner of creature you might buck-up!  Anyhow, Mrs Smurl suffered a tremendous beat-down from an unseen entity.  On another occasion, equally now, her stubborn husband was downstairs watching late night TV when in floated a beast like she-creature that proceeded to lift him up and throw him across the room.  He is so winded, the man cannot even scream.  The she-beast then proceeds to climb on top of him and strip him of his lower garments and ride him for all America.  The poor man was stricken with unadulterated fear - I mean the she-beast was rass ugly plus her face was that of a gargoyle only much worse.  Yet they still stayed.  However, they now feverently sought help ...... but this was like in year 10!  The Smurl's were some hardy people to tolerate being beaten in the daytime and molested at night.  Hardy people indeed because I know myself, I would be seeking sanctuary inna mi church and my Bible would be permanently in my hands.   The Smurl's finally upped sticks when the couple experienced a night of levitation and another beat-down.  13 years later and 4 exorcisms, they are apparently free from the ghostly liberty takers and human abusers.   In short, the moral of this tale is that one should always investigate a property, land and history before buying because anything that dead bad nah stay inna di ground!  Chapter!